So for today, I thought I’d abandon my usual rhetoric in exchange for something more comical. I will ATTEMPT to be comical. Some of these jokes you may cringe at. Maybe one or two give you a chuckle. I leave it up to you. BTW not all of these are politically correct. You have been warned!!!
Q: What’s black, and white, and red all over?
A: A penguin blushing.
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
Q: What has a mouth, but cannot be put to bed?
A: A river (bottom)
Q: knock knock
Q: why do cops like doughnuts?
They can’t run away.