“Jokes”

 

So for today, I thought I’d abandon my usual rhetoric in exchange for something more comical.  I will ATTEMPT to be comical.  Some of these jokes you may cringe at.  Maybe one or two give you a chuckle.  I leave it up to you.  BTW not all of these are politically correct.  You have been warned!!!

 

Q: What’s black, and white, and red all over?

A: A penguin blushing.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.

Q: What has a mouth, but cannot be put to bed?

A: A river (bottom)

Q: knock knock

who’s there?

ida.

ida who?

ida know.

Q: why do cops like doughnuts?

They can’t run away.

 

 

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